Thursday, November 4, 2010

Just to add some humor into you day...

FUNNY JOKES ABOUT CARS:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Seeking eye contact with another driver revokes your right of way.
Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to insure that your antilock braking system. kicks in to give you a nice relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates.
A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

FUN FACTS ABOUT CARS:
On average there is about 3,000 feet of electrical wiring in every car.
Car airbags explode at 200 miles per hour.
The city with the most Rolls Royce's per capita is Hong Kong.
On average a human being spends two weeks of their entire lives waiting for traffic lights to change.
The 1st automobile racetrack in the US was the Indianapolis Motor Speedway which consists of 3 million cobblestones.
In 1916, 55 percent of the cars in the world were Model T Fords, a record that has never been beaten.
The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At the time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

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